I'm a cactus. ._.

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

I saw a crushed up water bottle on the ground and at first glance I thought it was a condom
What the hell

cybergy:


DUDE OMG

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

Oh my god

Oh my god

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

brbjellyfishing:

thanks miley

image

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

Pretty much

Pretty much