Idk man just hug me

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

basedgosh:

im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

midorieyes:

crying because raphael’s ability to knit is basically canon by now hELP ME

arcgurren:

slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat

arcgurren:

slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

westbor0baptistchurch:

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch