when you throw a surprise birthday party for your friend
"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
there has never been a more accurate representation of me ever.
are you guys ever just chillin in class when all of a suddeZOOP WAP WAP WAP ZOOBADEE WOOP ZA ZA ZEE ZOOP
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?